Ma and Pa Kettle Go to Town (1950)

Marjorie Main: Ma Kettle

Quotes 

• Ma Kettle : [looks at the low cut dress on the hostess]  That's a pretty dress you've got on... too bad the top wasn't finished in time for the party.

• Pa Kettle : Three bathrooms and I still can't get in.

  Ma Kettle : Ya got to expect that when ya got 15 kids.

  Pa Kettle : Maybe we should have had less kids and more bathrooms.