Arthur 'Artie' Colner Maxwell: [Seeing lion] Let's get outta here.

Andrew 'Andy' Rockton Hale: [Referring to lion] Aw, scared of his own shadow.

Arthur 'Artie' Colner Maxwell: I'm scared of it too.

Tim Harveigh: Don't worry, Red, we'll get you out of it. All we have to do is dig up some legal talent.

Kathleen 'Kathy' Maguire: Say, haven't you got a nephew who's a lawyer?

Tim Harveigh: Yeah, but we want to get you out of it.

Arthur 'Artie' Colner Maxwell: Just don't say too much. Be simple and clean cut. Remember you're all things to all men. A sort of cross between Eisenhower and Little Abner.

Commodore John Balwind Parker: Oh now, wait a minute, wait a minute. Jim may be a little tired but at least he's known. To the people of this town Jim Michell's a household word.

Jerry Nolard Boyle: But they won't use it in front of the children.

Kathleen 'Kathy' Maguire: Darndest thing, that Maguire temper. Always seems to skip a generation. Take my father, for instance. Meek and mild as a lamb. His father was a bruiser. Knocked out Fitzsimmons in Butte, Montana.

Andrew 'Andy' Rockton Hale: Montana.

Kathleen 'Kathy' Maguire: Of course, it wasn't in the ring, it was in a saloon. And he wasn't wearing gloves, he hit him with a cuspidor.

Kathleen 'Kathy' Maguire: Say, how come you've never been married?

Andrew 'Andy' Rockton Hale: Well... hnh?

Kathleen 'Kathy' Maguire: You know you're not the youngest thing in town.

Arthur 'Artie' Colner Maxwell: For what possible reason could a sensible man get mixed up with a girl like that?

Leon: I can think of a couple.

Arthur 'Artie' Colner Maxwell: Outside of that.

Arthur 'Artie' Colner Maxwell: Boy, what a night. Been doing a little campaigning for you. You know the, uh, chili joint over on 4th Street?

Andrew 'Andy' Rockton Hale: Uh-huh.

Arthur 'Artie' Colner Maxwell: You know the place. The small blonde with the big hamburgers.

Andrew 'Andy' Rockton Hale: What's the matter, you yellow or something?

Arthur 'Artie' Colner Maxwell: Yellow? If I had wheels I'd be a taxi cab.