Husband on Airplane: [Complaining about fellow passenger Bing Crosby's singing on plane] Oh... There they go again ! Don't these actors ever stop making noises?

Wife on Airplane: They're USO people. They sing for soldiers.

Husband on Airplane: Soldiers can shoot back. They've got guns.

Emmadel Jones: No, I'm not going to live Ma's life all over again, waiting on shore for a sailor who comes to land every three years. It's like being married to a salmon!

Baines: Shall I break your egg, Sir?

Pa Jones: No thank you. I have me own teeth!