I'm beginning to feel like a heel.
Better than being a chump.
[to drunk bettor]
Take a tip from a guy who knows - you can't beat the ponies.
Hefty Racetrack Drunk Bettor:
Hey, here, here... who are you playing in the next race?
I'm not playing anything in the next race - or any other race - ever again!
I'm sorry, John. I've never seen such awful luck.
Well, there's one consolation, it can't get any worse!
Rick Bowers - aka Rick Slate:
That's what I love about you, baby. You only play the sure things.