Adam Calhorn Shaw: You earned $100,000 singing?

Johnny Nyle: Well, you probably wouldn't call it singing. I'm a crooner.

Adam Calhorn Shaw: There ought to be a law against that.

Adam Calhorn Shaw: What's their number?

Johnny Nyle: Oh, they don't believe in telephones.

Adam Calhorn Shaw: Telephones are not a matter of faith!

Roy: She speaks Japanese with a Spanish accent.

Minerva Mulvain: Pneumonia, how old-fashioned.

Grandpa Ulysses Mulvain: According to the stars you're 15 minutes late!

Grandpa Ulysses Mulvain: You mind taking off your shirt?

Adam Calhorn Shaw: I most certainly do.