- Daffy Duck: Say, here's a little gadget you're gonna love. Give me that.
- [Takes off Elmer's bow tie]
- Elmer Fudd: Hey!
- [Mechanical arms drop down with a tie]
- Daffy Duck: Ties any knot you want. Bow, four-in-hand, five-in-hand, false granny, Windsor, Schmindsor... Well, let's try this one.
- [Pushes button]
- Elmer Fudd: [gags as the arms choke him with the tie as a noose] Help! Get me down!
- Daffy Duck: Whoops! Wrong button. Uh, that's the Alcatraz ascot.
- Elmer Fudd: Every time you push one of those buttons, something happens to me.
- Daffy Duck: Well, I'll tell you what, this time, you push a button.
- Elmer Fudd: Alwight.
- [laughs]
- Elmer Fudd: I think I'll push this wed one.
- Daffy Duck: No! No! No! No! No! Not the wed one! Don't ever push the wed one!
- Daffy Duck: Here's the very last word in garbage disposal units. It's actually ten years ahead of its time.
- [Throws garbage in]
- Elmer Fudd: Say, that weawwy does the twick, awwight.
- Daffy Duck: And it's so simple. It only has one moving part. Regardez.
- [Opens doors under sink to show a pig eating the garbage thrown down the drain]
- Daffy Duck: Say, I'll bet you're tired of looking at those dirty windows.
- Elmer Fudd: Well, I, um...
- Daffy Duck: We can take care of that.
- [Pushes a button on the panel; a robot covers up a window with bricks]
- Daffy Duck: There. Now you'll never have to look at those dirty windows anymore.
- Elmer Fudd: That's the wast stwaw! Pack up all this push-button nonsense and wemove it fwom my pwemises! I'm going upstairs and take an aspiwin.
- [Walks over to door, then stops]
- Elmer Fudd: My stairway's gone! What have you done with my stairs?
- Daffy Duck: Stairs, schmairs. Come here.
- [takes Elmer to a square on the floor]
- Daffy Duck: We don't walk upstairs in the push-button home.
- [Steps on a button on the floor]
- Daffy Duck: We bring the upstairs downstairs.
- [the top floor comes down around them]
- Daffy Duck: Neat?
- Elmer Fudd: But what happens to the downstairs?
- Daffy Duck: Say, that's a good question. What do you say we find out?
- [Pushes button again; top floor goes up again, leaving all the downstairs furniture crushed]
- Elmer Fudd: Say, I wonder what that wed button is for?
- [he pushes the red button on the panel that says For Tidal Waves Only, the house raises into sky, Daffy Duck arrives in a helicopter]
- Daffy Duck: For a small price, I can install this little blue button to get you down.