Dude Rankin: So this is Colton, huh? Wonder where a man can find some excitement.
Jet Cosgrave: You'll get your belly full of excitement. I want all your men at Sam Allen's stable come sun-up tomorrow and I want you all sober.
Dude Rankin: All right. Let's hit all the saloons and dig 'em out.
Jet Cosgrave: No, I got some personal business to do.
Dude Rankin: Yeah? Well, so do I. It starts with some whiskey. And if you're old enough, you what goes on from there.
Jet Cosgrave: Say, most of these brands you're makin' seem to be The Circle C.
Sam Allen: Well, Circle C's got most of the cattle. The Major don't have much competition these days.
Jet Cosgrave: He has now. I want you to make some irons for me, Sam.
Sam Allen: Sure thing! What brand?
Jet Cosgrave: The Target brand.
[draws a brand almost identical to the Circle C's]
Jet Cosgrave: Like that!
Sam Allen: That brand'll make trouble, son.
Jet Cosgrave: I plan to make a lot of trouble for the Major.
Jet Cosgrave: My father told me when I was 21, I'd get the ranch. If the will says something other than that, it's a forgery.
Andrew Devlin: That's a strong accusation! Can you prove it?
Jet Cosgrave: No.
Andrew Devlin: Then I'm afraid there's no legal way for you to get the Circle C.
Jet Cosgrave: I thought you'd say that. A lawyer's opinion. But I'm no lawyer.
Jet Cosgrave: I'm moving into Newmark Valley with my own brand - The Target.
Major Linton Cosgrave: You won't be staying very long, Jet. You have no rights to Newmark.
Jet Cosgrave: Neither do you.
Major Linton Cosgrave: On the contrary. Hal Newmark's left Colorado. I'm taking care of the valley until he returns.
Jet Cosgrave: He won't return unless it's from the dead and you know it.
Dude Rankin: You wanna ride that horse straight up or belly down?
[Jet tries to help Alice recapture her canary]
Jet Cosgrave: Easy. Don't stampede the livestock.
[eyeing the lovely Alice]
Jet Cosgrave: Colton's a pretty rough town for a lone canary to be loose in.
[when the Kid tries to pull his pistol, Jet knocks him down]
Cal Prince: Take it easy, Kid! You know the Major doesn't want any gunplay around Miss Alice. Get up! Get in the rig.
The Kid: Maybe you'd like to try again some time - when we don't have an audience.
Jet Cosgrave: Any time you say. Only the second show might be a lot funnier. It'd be a shame if nobody saw it.
Judy Polsen: I don't suppose I'm the first girl you've ever kissed, but I don't care... as long as I'm the last.
Jet Cosgrave: But after the wedding, don't throw the flowers away. You may need them for a funeral.