How to Be Very, Very Popular (1955)

Orson Bean: Toby Marshall

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• Toby Marshall : You mean she'll do anything you tell her to?

  Eddie Jones : Anything that's not against her fundamental principals.

  Toby Marshall : Well?

  Eddie Jones : Well what?

  Toby Marshall : Well, what are her fundamental principals?

  Eddie Jones : How should I know? I never saw her until she walked through that door. What are your fundamental principals, honey?

  Curly : What fundamental principals?

• Toby Marshall : Holy Jumpin' Moses!

• Eddie Jones : Please, may I kiss her goodbye?

  Stormy : Just don't try to show off.

  Eddie Jones : Thanks.

  [kisses a hypnotized Curly] 

  Toby Marshall : Say, could I pick up that raincheck now?

  Eddie Jones : He didn't get one first time around.

  Stormy : Oh, sure. And line up the rest of the college, too, why don't you?

  [Toby gives hypnotized Curly a long kiss] 

• Toby Marshall : Holy Toledo!