- Sam, Horgan Rider: You know, sometimes I think it's givin' the good Lord the worst of it to say He invented people.
- 'Pinky' Pinkum: If you're a cowhand how come you stink of sheep dip?
- Jubal Troop: I hired out to a sheep ranch 'cause it was the only job I could get.
- 'Pinky' Pinkum: Most cowhands would die before they'd herd sheep.
- Jubal Troop: Show me one.
- Shep Horgan: What time is it?
- 'Pinky' Pinkum: About ten.
- Shep Horgan: Something wrong?
- 'Pinky' Pinkum: Reb rode off. Your new foreman Jubal Troop ain't back yet.
- Shep Horgan: He took Mae home.
- 'Pinky' Pinkum: That's right, and he ain't back.
- Shep Horgan: What you trying to make of it?
- 'Pinky' Pinkum: I ain't trying to make nothing of it. And if you don't want to make nothing of it, I ain't going to make nothing out of it either.
- Shep Horgan: You got something eating you. What?
- 'Pinky' Pinkum: Mae and Jube, together.