Captain Fisby: I used to worry a lot about not being a big success. I've made peace with myself somewhere between my ambitions and my limitations...
Sakini: Pain make man think. Thought make man wise. Wisdom make life endurable.
Sakini: She says Lotus Blossom unfair competition.
Captain Fisby: Granted.
Sakini: And she say you promised her everyone gonna be equal, Boss.
Captain Fisby: And I intend to keep my word.
Sakini: She say she can't be equal, Boss, until she has everything Lotus Blossom have.
Captain Fisby: What Lotus Blossom has, the government doesn't issue!
Sakini: Socks up boss!
Col. Wainwright Purdy III: It's my job to teach these Okinawans democracy. And they're going to learn democracy, if I have to shoot every one of them!
Col. Wainwright Purdy III: Plan B calls for the schoolhouse to be pentagon-shaped.
Captain Fisby: I have found peace somewhere between my ambitions and my limitations.
Col. Wainwright Purdy III: I'm not the kind of man to take no answer for an answer!