Leave It to Beaver (1957–1963)
Ken Osmond: Eddie Haskell, Eddie
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Quotes
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Eddie Haskell : Gee, your kitchen always looks so clean.
June Cleaver : Why, thank you, Eddie.
Eddie Haskell : My mother says it looks as though you never do any work in here.
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Eddie Haskell : Wally, if your dumb brother tags along, I'm gonna - oh, good afternoon, Mrs. Cleaver. I was just telling Wallace how pleasant it would be for Theodore to accompany us to the movies.
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Eddie Haskell : Not me! Your father doesn't like me.
Wally Cleaver : Why would you say that?
Eddie Haskell : On account of the way he looks at me when he opens the door. Sometimes I think he'd be happier to see Khrushchev standing there.
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Eddie Haskell : Look Sam, if you can make the other guy feel like a goon first, then you don't feel like so much of a goon.
Wally Cleaver : I don't get that.
Eddie Haskell : Of course you don't. That's because you never went to kindergarten with a home permanent.
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June Cleaver : Eddie, would you care to stay for dinner? We're having roast beef.
Eddie Haskell : No thank you, Mrs. Cleaver. I really must be getting home. We're having squab this evening.
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Eddie Haskell : [Beaver thinks he isn't going to graduate from 8th grade] Hey, that's tough, kid. Let me think. Maybe I can help you figure a way out of this.
Wally Cleaver : Listen, Beav. At this point, I don't think you want to be taking advice from Eddie.
Eddie Haskell : Are you kidding? I've been in an out of every kind of trouble there is in school.
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Eddie Haskell : Hey, guys, like my new vest? I think it brings out the Peter Lawford in me.
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Eddie Haskell : [to Wally] Your father gave me a funny look when I came in... like I'm a teenage werewolf or something.
