[There is an explosion and we see a huge mushroom cloud on the horizon]
Narrator: Ladies and gentlemen, this is not the end of the film. However, something like this might easily happen, and we thought we should put you in the proper mood. And now, back to our story.
Prime Minster Count Rupert Mountjoy: We must declare war on the United States.
Benter: But we can never win such a war!
Prime Minster Count Rupert Mountjoy: Of course not, but we could win the peace. I've given this a lot of thought gentlemen and I'm perfectly positive that I am right. You must remember, the Americans are a very strange people. Whereas other countries rarely forgive anything, the Americans forgive anything. There isn't a more profitable undertaking for any country than to declare war on the United States and to be defeated.
Prime Minster Count Rupert Mountjoy: My idea was sound. Only an idiot could have won this war, and he did.
Tulley Bascombe: Remember, men. There is nothing wrong with surrendering to overwhelming powers, as long as it is done in a military manner.
Tulley Bascombe: There isn't a more profitable undertaking for any country than to declare war on the United States and to be defeated.
Grand Duchess Gloriana: Do give my love to your president, will you? And Mrs. Coolidge too.
United States Secretary of Defense: A fine thing, the United States and the Grand Duchy of Fenwick are at war, and it takes the F.B.I. to find out about it.
Solider #1: Hey, you see that big building?
Solider #2: Well?
Solider #1: Well, I saw it first, it's mine.
Tulley Bascombe: My girl, and my bomb!
Benter: Stay away from...