. . . who never seem to have heard of the "reindeer games" immortalized in song and film, despite the fact that zoologists generally consider Bambi and the Little Red Hen to be at least two degrees of separation closer than roosters and humans, no matter how native the latter are. Furthermore, the first and third survival skills demonstrated here involve fire. Why would a species famous for being roasted, fried and toasted as nuggets be dabbling with flames? And don't overlook the second and fourth challenges, which involve hunting and trapping. Since when are corn clucks carnivorous? Only the rain-making task seems somewhat realistic, as most viewers will be familiar with the chicken dance.