Sub-text for characters listed in opening credits:-
Cecil Parker: A Lively Teacher Of Dead Languages
James Robertson Justice: His Pupils Are The 'Beat' Generation - Well Beaten
Ian Bannen: His Idea Of Culture Is Entirely Physical - And Female.
Raymond Huntley: Chaplain And Ornithologist . He Knows A Bird When He Sees One.
Irene Handl: Her Cooking In World War II Proved Once Again The Powers Of Endurance Of The British Soldier.
Thorley Walters: He Still Clings To The Idea Of An Empire On Which The Sun Never Sets - And The Wages Never Rise.