Carry on Regardless (1961)

Joan Sims: Lily Duveen

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• [Lily is being fondled by an amorous actor whose hands are all over her] 

  Martin Paul : I *like* Helping Hands.

  Lily Duveen : [primly]  And I don't like "helping yourself" hands.

• Lily Duveen : You know it'll take ninety-nine years to clear up this dump.

  Bert Handy : Yeah, well, step by step. That's the method. Little by little.

  Sam Twist : Okay then, boss, where do we start?

  Bert Handy : Well, I reckon to make it easier for us to walk about, we ought to sweep the floor first.

  Delia King : I don't wish to interfere, but I'd have thought it'd be better to start cleaning at the top of the house.

  Lily Duveen : Yes, quite right, I mean disturbed dust will only fall down and muck up what we've already cleaned up.

  Francis Courtenay : Ladies and gentlemen, may I submit, with the greatest of respect, and for the sake of efficient team working, that we all belt up!

  Bert Handy : Hear, hear!

  Lily Duveen : Always the gent!

  Sam Twist : Ooh, ain't he common!

  Francis Courtenay : Let us put ourselves in the hands of Mister Handy and listen to what he says.

  Delia King : Well, I bow to the majority, of course, but I'd like it noted that I did suggest the suggestion I suggested.

  Lily Duveen : And very suggestive it was, too!