Lover Come Back (1961)

Jack Albertson: Fred

Quotes 

• Fred : [Jerry Webster enters wearing a woman's full length mink coat, and passes Fred, again]  He's the last guy in the world I woulda' figured.

• Charlie : [as he and Fred, arriving in a taxi, watch a woman plant a huge kiss on Jerry Webster from her convertible in front of the building]  Make you home sick, Fred?

  Fred : Yeah, makes me sick we're going home next week.

• Fred : Let's face it, Charlie. Either you've got it or you haven't. He's got it.

• Fred : [a waiter seats Fred and Charlie next to their table as Carol and Jerry leave]  Hey, Charlie. Isn't that him?

  Charlie : I think it is...

  Fred : It's him.

  Charlie : I wonder why he grew the beard.

  Fred : When has he got time to shave?

• Fred : [Seeing Jerry Webster/Rock Hudson mince across a hotel lobby, barefoot and looking effeminate in a mink coat]  He's the last guy I would've suspected!