Snow White and the Three Stooges (1961)

Guy Rolfe: Count Oga

Quotes 

• Count Oga : You are the vagabonds that are supposed to make us laugh?

  Moe : Yes, Your Honor. lf it pleases Your Honor.

  Curly-Joe , Larry : Long live Your Honor.

  Count Oga : You are hardly what l would call prepossessing to the eye.

  Moe : Thank you, Your Honor.

• Queen : l underestimated the magic powers that protect Snow White's beauty.

  Count Oga : lf she's far away, Your Majesty, she no longer constitutes a serious threat to your throne. Why not forget her beauty?

  Queen : Oh! How little you understand a woman's pride.

• Count Oga : Fang of snake, tail of rat, eye of toad, and claw of cat. Deadly nightshade, hippo fat, spider's eyebrow, wing of bat. Just right. Drain it. Drain it to the diabolic dregs.

• Queen : Magnificent! Oh! Beautiful. Beautiful. Perfect. Perfect! At least you didn't bungle this one.

  Count Oga : Bungle it? l surpassed myself.

• [At the castle, the Queen stormed into Count Oga's laboratory with the chest box] 

  Queen : Traitor! You shall be hanged, drawn and quartered!

  Count Oga : I, your majesty? What have I done?

  Queen : Snow White is still alive!

  Count Oga : Impossible.

  Queen : My mirror has just told me... And my mirror never LIES!

  Count Oga : But, you have a heart to prove it.

  Queen : [looks at the chest box]  This? This is the heart of a pig!

  [throws the chest, Oga drops the potion and catches it, crashes and she comes to him] 

  Queen : SNOW WHITE IS STILL ALIVE!

  Count Oga : Then, Hordred has betrayed us both.

• [At the torture chamber, Hordred is being racked by those guards] 

  Hordred : Stop, stop! I can't bear it!

  Count Oga : Then, tell us. Why didn't you kill Snow White?

  Hordred : [grunts]  I tried... I couldn't. I told her to flee for her life.