Jack Coombes: They shipped enough crooks out to Australia. It's about time they had a few back here!
[Pearly Gates has arrange to meet Inspector "Nosy" Parker on a roundabout at a funfair]
Inspector Parker: [complaining] I suppose this is your idea of a joke. Battersea Funfair. Fancy having a meeting on a thing like this.
Pearly Gates: I must admit, the idea of a load of bogeys going round in circles did appeal to me, yeah.
Inspector Parker: Sloshin' a bogey in the execution of 'is duty? Oh dear, dear, dear!