Bud Kelsey: [to Ann] You know what gets me? With all those curves, you're such a square broad.

Joel Tarrant: [speaking about a horse] You know, I think the trouble he's been having in the race is when he comes up against that wall of noise when the crowd starts to yell, huh?

Jack Matlock: Could be.

Joel Tarrant: I think I'll try some cotton in his ears next time.