Napoleon Solo: [calling on the intercom] Illya, we have a situation here that needs your special talents. Are you free?

Illya Kuryakin: [from intercom] No man is free who works for a living. But, I'm available.

Napoleon Solo: People who straddle both sides of the street end up sitting in the middle.

Illya Kuryakin: It's a handicap isn't it? Being so obviously American?

Marcel Rudolph: You can't leave me here. They'll kill me.

Napoleon Solo: Not if you run fast enough.

Mr. Alexander Waverly: How is that leg of yours coming along?

Napoleon Solo: Healing faster than my dignity.

[opening of the first few season 1 episodes]

Napoleon Solo: My name is Napoleon Solo. I'm Enforcement agent in Section 2 here. That's operations and enforcement.

Illya Kuryakin: I am Illya Kuryakin. I am also an Enforcement agent. Like my friend Napoleon, I go and I do whatever I am told to by our chief.

Mr. Alexander Waverly: Hmm? Oh, yes. Alexander Waverly. Number 1 in Section 1. In charge of this, our New York headquarters. It's from here that I send these young men on their various missions.

Christopher Larson: Be careful Mr. Solo, please?

Napoleon Solo: I'll be a study in caution.

Napoleon Solo: [after her boss is killed] Isn't it common to follow your boss using the Japanese custom of Hara Kiri?

Tomo: You got the wrong century, Jack.

Illya Kuryakin: The next harvest is scheduled for the 20th. Today is the 17th. That gives you three days.

Napoleon Solo: Exactly three days; that's a relief. I thought it was going to be a rush job.

Illya Kuryakin: [Illya wakes up in a dungeon and finds Napoleon chained next to him] I see you've come to rescue me.