Lily: Eddie! You better start dawdling, or you're going to be on time for school!

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Herman Munster: Oh, goody!

Lily Munster: Herman tried to build a ship inside a bottle. We had to break the bottle to get him out.

Herman Munster: [reading a poem he wrote as an advertising jingle for his mortuary employer] When your days on earth are over / And you've gone to your reward, / Let us put you 'neath the clover / At a price you can afford.

Lily Munster: Oh, Marilyn... the circles under your eyes. How lovely you look today.

Lily Munster: When is that silly bird going to get girls off his mind?

The Raven: Nevermore, nevermore.

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Herman Munster: DARN, DARN, DARN, DARN!

Lily Munster: Grandpa, if you want the ketchup, just say "Please pass the ketchup", not "Shoot me the plasma!"

Grandpa Munster: Hmm. What smells so good?

Herman Munster: I cut myself shaving.

Marilyn Munster: What does Ramone look like?

Lily Munster: He looks a little like Cary Grant, the poor man.