Green Acres (1965–1971)
Eva Gabor: Lisa Douglas, Doris McGivney Hooter, Etta Thompson, Granny Clampett, Lastvogel Groinietz, Lydia Plunkett, Tessie Whittaker
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Quotes
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Lisa Douglas : When you married me you knew that I couldn't cook, I couldn't sew, and I couldn't keep house. All I could do was talk Hungarian and do imitations of Zsa Zsa Gabor.
Oliver Douglas : Who?
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Oliver Wendell Douglass : [after watching a "conversation" between Lisa and an oinking Arnold] How can you carry on a conversation with him? I can't understand a thing he's saying!
Lisa Douglas : That's because you don't LISTEN!
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[the Douglases are looking for clothes to donate to a rummage sale]
Oliver Douglas : Why don't we give away this one?
Lisa Douglas : No that's the dress I graduated from high school in.
Oliver Douglas : How about this one?
Lisa Douglas : That's the dress I wore the first day of college.
Oliver Douglas : [holding a black, low-cut dress] What about this one?
Lisa Douglas : That's the one I got expelled in.
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Lisa Douglas : Why do you want to irritate your corn?
Oliver Douglas : Irrigate. It means put water on it.
Lisa Douglas : Won't that irritate it?
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Lisa Douglas : Could you keep it a secret from my husband? You see, I want to surprise him.
Ralph Monroe : My lips are sealed.
Hank Kimball : Now if we could only keep them that way.
Ralph Monroe : If you weren't so sexy, I'd beat your brains out!
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Hank Kimball : Hello, Mrs Douglas! How are you?
Lisa Douglas : Hello, Mr. Kimball. I'm fine. Well, I'm not really fine. I have a little headache. Well, it isn't a little headache, it's a... it went away!
Hank Kimball : I know somebody that talks just like that. Well, not just like that. What was his name? Oh yes, it was... no, it wasn't him...
