Johnny Finger: [addressing the Indian chief] How! Me-um heap big paleface chief from-um Stodge City. Me-um salute-um big chief. Me-um want-um pow-wow.
Big Heap: [speaking perfect English] I say, you do talk funny. You must be foreigners.
Johnny Finger: [the opening scene after he shoots the three men] I wonder what they wanted?
Johnny Finger: What's the matter? What have I done wrong?
Sheriff Albert Earp: You just killed three men, mister.
Johnny Finger: I know that, but what have I done wrong?
Commissioner: Send him a Marshall. Anything for peace.
Perkins: That's just the trouble, sir. We haven't any available.
Commissioner: Nobody? What about that big head who's always hanging around here looking for work? What's his name? Dillon. What's he doing?
Perkins: Six months.
Johnny Finger: I once talked peace with a Sioux, but you can't trust them. One moment it was peace on, the next it was peace off.
Sam: I never did get to know exactly what she'd done that was so wrong.
Judge Burke: Old Ben was a friend of mine Sam, and she killed him.
Doc: It was his own fault. He was ninety-two. I warned him not to marry her!
Big Heap: This is my squaw, Kitikata. I bought her for two buffalo skins.
Charlie: How.
Johnny Finger: Never mind how, where!
Belle Armitage: [admiring his gun] My, but you got a big one!
Johnny Finger: I'm from Texas, ma'am. We all got big ones down there.
Perkins: It's another telegram from Stodge City, sir. Judge Burke. He's the mayor there, you know.
Commissioner: Burke? Oh yeah, I remember him in law school. He's a bum.
Perkins: I didn't know you studied at law school, sir.
Commissioner: I didn't. I was the janitor.
Belle Armitage: [referring to Annie Oakley] But Johnny, she's no good! Take it from me, she's after something.
Johnny Finger: Take it from me, if you get out of the way she's gonna get it!
Belle Armitage: But Johnny, have you forgotten? I'm your little ding dong!
Johnny Finger: I hate to have to say it, but your ding has lost its dong!