- The Old Man: Women! They let 'em vote, smoke and drive - even put 'em in pants! And what happens? A Democrat for president!
- Gas Station Attendant: [staring at Varla's chest as he pumps gas] Just passing through, huh? Boy, that motor's sure hot! You gals really must have been moving on these little machines. Yessir, the thrill of the open road. New places, new people, new sights of interest. Now that's what I believe in, seeing America first!
- Varla: You won't find it down there, Columbus!
- Narrator: [opening narration] Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to violence, the word and the act. While violence cloaks itself in a plethora of disguises, its favorite mantle still remains... sex. Violence devours all it touches, its voracious appetite rarely fulfilled. Yet violence doesn't only destroy, it creates and molds as well. Let's examine closely then this dangerously evil creation, this new breed encased and contained within the supple skin of woman. The softness is there, the unmistakable smell of female, the surface shiny and silken, the body yielding yet wanton. But a word of caution: handle with care and don't drop your guard. This rapacious new breed prowls both alone and in packs, operating at any level, any time, anywhere, and with anybody. Who are they? One might be your secretary, your doctor's receptionist... or a dancer in a go-go club!
- Gas Station Attendant: Yes, ma'am, what can I do for you today?
- Varla: Just your job, squirrel. Fill it up!
- Billie: I'm of legal age for whiskey, voting and loving. Now the next election is two years away, and my love life ain't getting much better, so how about some of that 100 percent!
- Kirk: It's a little early for that, isn't it?
- The Old Man: The train is late.
- Kirk: What has that got to do with it?
- The Old Man: Nothing is on schedule today.
- Billie: [Billie throws Rosie a can of beer to calm her down] Here, Rosie baby, pop the top before you blow your own!
- Billie: [challenging Tommy to a race] How about it, handsome? I bet you're a real tiger in disguise.
- The Old Man: Honey, you - uh - what you eat seems to settle in the right places. But then, you look to me like a girl with a big appetite for everything.
- Varla: I try to think big!
- Varla: As Varla and Rosie walk away, Billie says to Linda... "They make the Mafia look like a couple'a Brownies"