Those Calloways (1965)

Ed Wynn: Ed Parker

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• Ed Parker : Say, young man, do you know the best way to cook a goose?

  Dell Fraser : Eh?

  Alf Simes : He wants to know if you know the best way to cook a goose.

  Dell Fraser : No.

  Alf Simes : [shouting]  He says "no", Ed.

  Ed Parker : Oh.

  Alf Simes : [to Abbott]  He's kinda hard o' hearing.

  Ed Parker : Well, Sir, you take a goose and you put it in a pan. And you take a hand, a big hand, full of bread stuffing, you know? And then you mix that stuffing thoroughly with about, eh, oh, I'd say a half a jug of hard cider. Then you put in a pinch of nutmeg, just a pinch. Then you baste the goose for about, er, oh... about three hours. You baste it with a pint and half of good Jamaica rum.

  Dell Fraser : [skeptically]  yeah, well...

  Ed Parker : Then, you throw the goose away. And you drink the gravy!