Harry Hinkle
Willie Gingrich
Luther 'Boom Boom' Jackson
Sandy Hinkle
Chester Purkey
Mother Hinkle
O'Brien
Thompson
Kincaid
Charlotte Gingrich
Max
Dr. Krugman
Sister Veronica
Ugly Nurse
Doc Schindler
Professor Winterhalter
Mr. Jackson
Mr. Cimoli
Interne (as Bill Christopher)
Specialist #1
Specialist #2
Specialist #3
Specialist #4
Nun
Maury - the Equipment Man
Maury's Assistant
Elvira
The Lawyers' Receptionist
Ginger Gingrich (as Lisa Jill)
Jeffrey Gingrich
CBS Football Announcer
TV Director (as Herb Ellis)
Newscaster
Girl on TV (as Louise Vienna)
Man in Bar (as Bob Doqui)
Abraham Lincoln (uncredited)
Paramedic (uncredited)
Running Back - Number 32 (archive footage) (uncredited)
Bar Patron (uncredited)
Commuter (uncredited)
Cook (uncredited)
Running Back #44 (archive footage) (uncredited)
Stadium Cameraman (uncredited)
Tailor (uncredited)