The Glass Bottom Boat (1966)

Rod Taylor: Bruce Templeton

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• Edgar Hill : I want to talk to you a minute. Those phone calls, there is no question about it. She's an agent, operating for the...

  Bruce Templeton : She's no more an agent than you are! And if you're the best the CIA can come up with, this country is in big trouble!

  Edgar Hill : Now, look here! We'll have to detain her.

  Bruce Templeton : Mrs. Nelson can leave here whenever she wishes!

  Edgar Hill : What's that noise?

  Bruce Templeton : What? Oh, well, I locked her in the closet.

• Bruce Templeton : Hey! You're the mermaid!

  Jennifer Nelson : Yes, I'm the mermaid.

  Bruce Templeton : Didn't recognize you with your clothes on.

• Jennifer Nelson : Aaah! Aaah! Who are you? Who is he?

  Bruce Templeton : Zack Malloy, my partner. He drops in every now and then to molest women.

• Bruce Templeton : This vault of 10-inch steel plate will open only to the frequency of my own voice repeating this equation: G for gamma, B for beta, A for alpha, Omega for open sesame.

• Bruce Templeton : Are you or are you not the girl in the glass bottom boat?

  Jennifer Nelson : I are?

• Jennifer Nelson : Hey! What in heaven's name do you think you're doing?

  Bruce Templeton : You talkin' to me?

  Jennifer Nelson : Yes, I'm talking to you! That's my suit on your line!

  Bruce Templeton : Oh I'm sorry... that's a funny-looking suit.

  Jennifer Nelson : It's my mermaid tail, and would you please throw it back?

  Bruce Templeton : Well, it's kind of difficult. it's all tangled. Why don't you come aboard, and I'll untangle it for you

  Jennifer Nelson : Well, THAT's a little difficult too, since I'm BOTTOMLESS!

• Jennifer Nelson : That sign over there, that says "No Fishing."

  Bruce Templeton : I wasn't exactly fishing.

  Jennifer Nelson : Then what were you doing?

  Bruce Templeton : Maybe I was hunting for mermaids.

• Jennifer Nelson : I'm going to have you arrested.

  Bruce Templeton : They're going to have you arrested, for going around without your bottom.

• Bruce Templeton : We never did get to introduce ourselves, did we?

  Jennifer Nelson : Well, let's leave it that way, shall we?

• Bruce Templeton : It just seems I now owe you one shoe and one mermaid's tail.

• Bruce Templeton : ...And I'm partial to blonde foreign agents. Is that it?