Narrator: One upon a time out in California a sixty-seven-year-old man lived with his thirty-three-year-old son. Meanwhile up in Fairbanks Alsaka, there was this big avalanche. Get the connection?
Narrator: You don't.
Colonel Garroway: Two days ago there was an avalanche in Alaska An frozen object was discovered that been identified as your father.
Edwin Carpenter: After all these years.
Colonel Garroway: Um, Mr. Carpernter there is something I haven't told you.
Edwin Carpenter: I'd like to bring the body back here.
Colonel Garroway: Your father's alive.
Edwin Carpenter: Alive!
Colonel Garroway: Whatever your father may be chronologically, physically and mentally he hasn't aged a day since he fell in that glacier. Your father for all intents and purposes is thirty-three years old.
Luke: Not bad for a hundred and one. Don't look a day over over ninety.
Edwin Carpenter: What are you doing on the floor?
Luke: Playing with my grandson.
Luke: Not bad for a hundred and one. Don't look a day over ninety!
Luke: [Series catch phrase] Not bad for a hundred and one. Don't look a day over over ninety.