- Charlie Bubbles: The back door was wide open. Anybody could have walked in instead of me. You might have got a sex maniac.
- Lottie Bubbles: Not with my luck.
- Jack Bubbles: Your life is not your own, is it?
- Lottie Bubbles: Oh, eat your orange!
- Jack Bubbles: Don't take your bad temper out on me, or I'll leave home.
- Lottie Bubbles: I got a better idea. You stay here and I'll leave home.
- Charlie Bubbles: You used to sleep without clothes.
- Lottie Bubbles: Well, I'm cooling down in the middle age.
- Charlie Bubbles: You looked lovely without clothes.
- Lottie Bubbles: Can you still remember?
- Charlie Bubbles: I've a very selective memory.
- Charlie Bubbles: How's Maudie?
- Smokey Pickles: She's fine. She was in hospital two weeks ago.
- Charlie Bubbles: What for?
- Smokey Pickles: She's still trying to have a baby! She'll try another until she gets one.
- Charlie Bubbles: Maybe she should try another man.
- [almighty food fight commences]