Never a Dull Moment (1968)

Slim Pickens: Cowboy Schaeffer

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• Leo Joseph Smooth : I brought Cowboy in from Vegas. Fastest tommy gun in the West.

  Cowboy Schaeffer : Aw, shucks, Joe.

• Cowboy Schaeffer : Who died?

  Jack Albany : My Aunt Gladys.

  Cowboy Schaeffer : Well, we all gotta go sometime.

  Jack Albany : Only person who ever loved me.

  Cowboy Schaeffer : Now pull yourself together.

  Jack Albany : I'd give anything if I could see her again. Anything.

  Cowboy Schaeffer : What happened to her?

  Jack Albany : Well, she was makin' book in Oakland and they caught her on the take and dropped her in the bay. Splash!

  Cowboy Schaeffer : That's rough.