The Odd Couple (1968)
Carole Shelley: Gwendolyn
Photos
Quotes
-
Gwendolyn Pigeon : It's like Equatorial Africa on our side of the building.
Cecily Pigeon : Well, last night it was so bad, Gwen and I sat there in Nature's own cooling ourselves in front of the open fridge. Can you imagine such a thing?
Oscar Madison : Well, I'm working on it.
[laughter from the ladies]
Gwendolyn Pigeon : Actually, it's impossible to get a night's sleep. Ces and I really don't know what to do about it.
Oscar Madison : Why don't you sleep with an air conditioner?
Gwendolyn Pigeon : Well, we haven't got one.
Oscar Madison : I know, but we have.
[more peals of laughter from the ladies]
-
Felix Ungar : I'll be in the way.
Gwendolyn Pigeon : How could you possibly be in anyone's way?
Oscar Madison : You want to see a typewritten list?
Gwendolyn Pigeon : Oh, haven't you said enough already?
-
Oscar Madison : Felix, I'd like you to meet two elevator acquaintances of mine. Gwendolyn and Cecily.
Cecily Pigeon : No, Cecily and Gwendolyn.
Oscar Madison : Oh, Terribly sorry, Cecily and Gwendolyn. Eh, don't tell me. Eh, Robin? No, Cardinal?
Gwendolyn Pigeon : No, Wrong both times, It's Pigeon.
Oscar Madison : Cecily and Gwendolyn Pigeon, The Pigeon sisters.
Gwendolyn Pigeon : Or as our friends at Chelsea use to call us, the Cuckoo Pigeon sisters.
-
Gwendolyn Pigeon : I'm sorry, I've forgotten your name.
Felix Ungar : Felix.
Gwendolyn Pigeon : Oh, right, Felix.
Cecily Pigeon : Like the cat.
Gwendolyn Pigeon : Oh, well, the Pigeon sisters had better beware of the cat.
-
Gwendolyn Pigeon : I haven't cried since I was fourteen!
