Yours, Mine and Ours (1968)

Tom Bosley: Family Doctor

Quotes 

• Family Doctor : [giving Mike his draft exam]  How's your mother feeling?

  Mike Beardsley : You mean my stepmother. She's fine, I guess.

  Family Doctor : [while testing Mike with stethoscope]  ... No morning sickness?

  Mike Beardsley : No, doc; I feel fine.

  Family Doctor : Not you - your mother!

  Mike Beardsley : Well, why should she have mor - ? Morning sickness!

  [rolls his eyes in disbelief] 

  Medical Assistant : We need a sample of your blood.

  Mike Beardsley : Take it all...

• Howard Beardsley : Is, uh, is this the Beardsleys' new house?

  Nancy Beardsley : We've come to deliver the babies.

  Family Doctor : Oh, have a heart! Leave them on somebody else's doorstep.

• Family Doctor : Call my wife, will you, and tell her I'm on my way home?

  [beat] 

  Family Doctor : And tell her thank you.

  Frank Beardsley : For what?

  Family Doctor : We don't have any children.

• Family Doctor : What you have is a simple case of pregnancy. P-R-E-G...

  Helen North : Doctor, if anyone knows how to spell it, I do!