Richard Hunt credited as playing...
Two-Headed Monster • Gladys the Cow • Forgetful Jones • Richard (Two-Headed Monster) • Don Music • Timmy Twiddlebug • Sully • Placido Flamingo • Anything Muppets • Green Alphabeat • Maurice Monster • Librarian • Sonny Friendly • Bear • Cow • Little Red Riding Hood • Bruno • Blue Martian • Brad • Cheerful • Cowboy • Monotones Vocalist • Pig #2 • Potter Piper • Singer • Spaceship Surprise Mate • Stuie Monster • Two Headed Monster • Alphabeat • Alphabeat Vocals • Baby Bobby • Benny • Blue Man • Counting Service Man • Delivery Man • Green Subject • Larry Rhymie • Lettuce • Old MacDonald • Pig #3 • Richard Monster • Telephone Operator • Additional Anything Muppets • Assistant • Clancy • Easter Bunny • Eddie • Eskimo Boy • Francine • Gilbert • Grenadier Guardsman • Hot Pink Brother • Lavender Alphabeat • Lead Beetle • Letter E • Max • Monsters • Pig • Sneaker • Wodehouse • Additional Muppets • Backup Vocals • Blue Beatnik • Boy • Brick-house Pig • British Chap • Captain • Carl Carrot • Carl the Cop • Cavewoman • Cora Cow • Cowpoke • Crossing Guard • Dip Cat • Dragon • E • Elmo • Fish • Frazzletone • French Toast • Girl • Grandpa Grouch • Greaser • Green Beetle • Green Greaser • Green Patron • Green Villager • Green Witch • Green Woman • Ham • Harvey Monster • Headline Howie • Horseman • Jamal's Brother • Lady Lulu • Lavender Cowboy • Lavender Monotone • Lavender Tarnish Brother • Leo the Party Monster • Little Girl • Little Pig • Man • Mr. Moses • Orange Gold Son • Orange Gold Tarnish Brother • Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwich • Pink • Princess • Pumpkin Cowboy • Pumpkin Man • Rockhead • Sid • Spaceship Surprise Assistant • Spud • Stan • The Young Woman Who Lives in a Hat • Tour Guide • Townsperson • Townsperson #2 • Two- Headed Monster • 'Air' Backup singer • 'Spaceship Surprise' Officer • 2nd Motorist • AM Monsters • Additional Muppet Performer • Ali Baba • Alphabeat #1 • Alphabeat Vocalist • Announcer • Apple • Apple Monster • Aristocrat • Aristotle • Back-Up Cow • Bad Barney • Bartender • Beetles Lead Vocalist • Beetles Vocalist • Bill Rhymington • Bip's Backup Trio • Bird • Blue Guy • British Guy • Brown Cow • Bruce • Butter • Caller • Caller #3 • Cameraman • Canary • Candlemaker • Captain Vegetable • Cedric • Change Attendant • Chauffeur • Cheerful Dwarf • Chester the Bartender • Chicken • Classmate • Dark Green Monster • Delivery Woman • Deliveryman • Dental Assistant • Dip • Dr. Kvetch • Driver • Dwarves • Farmer Fowler • Fat Blue Beatnik • Fat Blue Boy • Fat Blue Cowboy • Fat Blue Subject • Father • Fenwick Bird • Fenwick la Touche • Forgettinest Jones • Fred • Friend • Garbage Man • Gladys • Gladys The Cow • Grandpa Count • Green Boy • Green Cowgirl • Green Eskimo • Green Moviegoer • Green Normal-Voiced Subject • Green Wolf • Grouch • Grouch #2 • Grouch Host • Grover (Assistant) • Guy Smiley • Happy Squares Vocalist #2 • Harry • Harvey's Victim • Hermine • Herry Assistant • Honkers • Jack • Jacques Shoesteau • Jacques Shoesteau (segment 'In, On, and Under') • Janitor • Joe • King Gerry's Doctor • King's Horseman • Larry • Lavender Beady-Eyed Subject • Lavender Man • Lavender Woman • Lead Singer of Movin' • Leaky • Little Sammy Pottle • Madame Schwartzhead • Magenta Boy • Man on Telephone • Martian • Marty • Mate • Mice • Mirror • Monotone #1 • Monotones Vocals • Monsieur de Gaullestone • Monster at Disco • Movin' Lead Singer • Muppet Performer • Nick Redfield • Oil Man • Old MacDougal • Old McDougal • Oscar's Nephew • Passenger • Pepper Piper • Pigs • Plumber • Prince • Prince Charming • Pumpkin Cowpoke • Pumpkin Victim • Purple Grouch Guest • Purple Thief • Richard • Richie • Royal Subject • Second Weather Man • Shaking Shoe • Sheep • Shoe • Sister • Soldier John • Son • Son #1 • Subject #1 • Subjects • TV Announcer • Tall Grey Monster • Tenor Elevator Singer • The Letter E • The Pig • The Shaking Shoe • The Third Little Pig • The Two Headed Monster • Thief #2 • Thoroughbred • Ticklish Skeleton • Tina Twiddlebug • Toulouse • Tree • Tropical Grossbill • Two-Headed Monster (Stein) • Umbrella Salesman • Various Anything Muppets • Various Muppets • Victor • Villager • Weatherman • Willy Nilly • Winnie Wiggins • Woman • Woodhouse • Yellow Moviegoer • Young Woman who Lives in a Hat • Zig-Zag Dancer • Zookeeper
- Kermit the Frog: [trying to come up with rhyming song lyrics] Here, try this. Mary had a little canary. It was bluer than the sky. And every where that Mary went, the canary was sure to fly.
- Don Music: [shouts] But canaries aren't blue!
- Kermit the Frog: Jeesh!
- Don Music: I'll never get it! Never! You won't help! Oh!
- [bangs his head against the piano]
- Kermit the Frog: Uh, you'll hurt yourself in the head, there, Don.
- Kermit the Frog: [trying to come up with a rhyming song lyrics] Mary had a bicycle. It was painted red as fire. And whenever Mary wanted to take a ride, The bicycle had a flat tire.
- Don Music: I like it!
- [shouting for joy]
- Don Music: I LIKE IT! Oh, that's great! You have the biggest talent of writing songs. This could be my biggest hit. Would you like to hear it?
- Kermit the Frog: Certainly, I would be an honor.
- Don Music: Okay, Fine.
- Kermit the Frog: [to the viewers] Ladies and Gentlemen, Live and in person, Here is Don Music doing his new hit song!
- Guy Smiley #1: Nope, You are close. But you all guessed wrong! This person is a television game show host, and his name is Sonny Friendly.
- Sonny Friendly #1: [laughs] Hey, Are we having a nice day or what?
- Everybody: WHAT?
- Sonny Friendly #1: And how about that panel? Are they good sport or what, audience?
- Guy Smiley #1: Well, This is Guy Smiley saying...
- Sonny Friendly #1: YEAH, LET'S HEAR IT FOR GUY, SHALL WE? He is a wonder guess.
- Guy Smiley #1: [Angrily] I AM NOT THE GUEST! I AM THE HOST OF THIS SHOW!
- Sonny Friendly #1: This is Sonny Friendly saying...
- Guy Smiley #1: YOU ARE NOT SAYING IT, I AM SAYING IT.
- Sonny Friendly #1: But I
- Guy Smiley #1: NO YOU WON'T...
- [to a crew member]
- Guy Smiley #1: THIS WHOLE THING WAS A ROTTEN IDEA! Who put this man on the show?
- Announcer #2: Guy Smiley's Wardrobe is by Sierra Lagoob. Sonny Friendly's Wardrobe is by Jeff Fredrick.