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Can Heironymus Merkin Ever Forget Mercy Humppe and Find True Happiness?

  • 19691969
  • XX
  • 1h 47m
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Can Heironymus Merkin Ever Forget Mercy Humppe and Find True Happiness? (1969)
  • Comedy
  • Musical
Heironymus Merkin (Anthony Newley) screens an autobiographical movie of his life, growth, and moral decay.Heironymus Merkin (Anthony Newley) screens an autobiographical movie of his life, growth, and moral decay.Heironymus Merkin (Anthony Newley) screens an autobiographical movie of his life, growth, and moral decay.
IMDb RATING
4.9/10
383
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  • Directors
    • Anthony Newley
    • Richard Williams(animation director)
  • Writers
    • Anthony Newley
    • Herman Raucher
  • Stars
    • Anthony Newley
    • Joan Collins
    • Alexander Newley
Top credits
  • Directors
    • Anthony Newley
    • Richard Williams(animation director)
  • Writers
    • Anthony Newley
    • Herman Raucher
  • Stars
    • Anthony Newley
    • Joan Collins
    • Alexander Newley
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    • 28User reviews
    • 17Critic reviews
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    • Awards
      • 1 win

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    Can Heironymus Merkin Ever Forget Mercy Humppe and Find True Happiness? (1969)
    Can Heironymus Merkin Ever Forget Mercy Humppe and Find True Happiness? (1969)
    Can Heironymus Merkin Ever Forget Mercy Humppe and Find True Happiness? (1969)
    Can Heironymus Merkin Ever Forget Mercy Humppe and Find True Happiness? (1969)
    Can Heironymus Merkin Ever Forget Mercy Humppe and Find True Happiness? (1969)
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    Anthony Newley
    Anthony Newley
    • Heironymus Merkinas Heironymus Merkin
    Joan Collins
    Joan Collins
    • Polyester Poontangas Polyester Poontang
    Alexander Newley
    • Thaxtedas Thaxted
    Tara Newley Arkle
    Tara Newley Arkle
    • Thumbelinaas Thumbelina
    Milton Berle
    Milton Berle
    • Goodtime Eddie Filthas Goodtime Eddie Filth
    Connie Kreski
    • Mercy Humppeas Mercy Humppe
    George Jessel
    George Jessel
    • The Presenceas The Presence
    Bruce Forsyth
    Bruce Forsyth
    • Uncle Limelightas Uncle Limelight
    Patricia Hayes
    • Grandmaas Grandma
    Stubby Kaye
    Stubby Kaye
    • Fat Writeras Fat Writer
    Ronald Rubin
    • Skinny Writeras Skinny Writer
    Louis Negin
    Louis Negin
    • Producer Peteras Producer Peter
    Tom Stern
    • Producer Ronas Producer Ron
    Ronald Radd
    Ronald Radd
    • Critic Bentleyas Critic Bentley
    Rosalind Knight
    Rosalind Knight
    • Critic Penelopeas Critic Penelope
    Victor Spinetti
    Victor Spinetti
    • Critic Sharpnoseas Critic Sharpnose
    Julian Orchard
    Julian Orchard
    • Red Cardinalas Red Cardinal
    Judy Cornwell
    Judy Cornwell
    • Filigree Fondleas Filigree Fondle
    • Directors
      • Anthony Newley
      • Richard Williams(animation director)
    • Writers
      • Anthony Newley
      • Herman Raucher
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    Storyline

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    Hieronymus Merkin (Anthony Newley) has recently turned forty, and is in the midst of preparing a movie that details his life's history and development. Portraying himself as a marionette being controlled by an unseen puppet master, young Merkin is led away from the innocence of youth and into the waiting arms of one woman after another by Goodtime Eddie Filth (Milton Berle). With Filth's guidance, Merkin steadily transforms into a self-centered womanizer, save only for the longing he feels for his one lost love, Mercy Humppe (Connie Kreski). As the producers of his life story scream for him to come up with an ending, Merkin must look back and decide what, if anything, he's learned from his experiences. —Jean-Marc Rocher <rocher@fiberbit.net>
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    • autobiographical
    • written and directed by cast member
    • absurd
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      • Heironymus Merkin, the most talented movie star who ever sang, danced and loved girls, girls, girls.
    • Genres
      • Comedy
      • Musical
    • Certificate
      • X
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    Did you know

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    • Trivia
      When this movie was originally released in 1969, some newspapers refused to advertise it, compelling cinephiles to call up their local theaters to learn the title. A few theaters even temporarily expanded their marquees to fit the entire title. Other theaters truncated the title to "Heironymous Merkin".
    • Goofs
      The color of Thumbelina's ice-cream cone changes between brown and white and pink.
    • Quotes

      Hieronymous Merkin: Then the Eskimo and the Indian and the cannibal all rush over to the knight and they say, "Your dragon was here and he's looking to terrify you a great deal." And the knight sits there, and he laughs, and he laughs, and he laughs. The moral of the story is, once you understand your own dragon, you don't have to be afraid anymore. See what I mean?

    • Crazy credits
      There are no opening credits. All credits come at the end. The actors take a bow on a custom-made, pastel-painted, portable stage on a beach as their names are credited in jagged, psychedelic print.
    • Alternate versions
      There is both an R-rated and an X-rated version. The R-rated version removes a few seconds of the sex scene with Mercy Humppe following the carousel sequence and tones down the suggestiveness of the "Princess and the Donkey" sequence. The X-rated version contains all the footage cut for the R version.
    • Connections
      Referenced in Going Attractions: The Definitive Story of the Movie Palace (2019)
    • Soundtracks
      Piccadilly Lilly
      (uncredited)

      Performed by Anthony Newley and Bruce Forsyth

      Music by Anthony Newley

      Lyrics by Herbert Kretzmer

    User reviews28

    Review
    Top review
    6/10
    Impossible to ignore this traffic accident of a picture
    The title alone was enough to kill it dead in the water but if you got past that and made it into the few cinemas that showed it then the first ten minutes might have finished you off but this hugely self-indulgent picture is actually worth sticking around for. Okay, the gags are terrible and Newley, who directed it, co-wrote it, composed the music and plays the lead is no Orson Welles but there is a surfeit of imagination at work here and presuming it is mostly autobiographical, (his wife, Joan Collins, and children play his wife and children), few artists, and Newley surely is that, have ever been so self-critical in public; it's as if he wants us to hate him.

    Fellini, of course, is the most obvious object of his affections, (he even gets a name-check), which probably riled the critics the most. How dare he think he could remake "8 1/2" and as a musical comedy, they probably screamed, and needless to say the film was not just a gigantic flop, both critically and commercially, but often figures in lists of the worst films ever made. It's certainly not always an easy watch; like a traffic accident it's very hard to look at what's happened yet impossible to look away. It's also impossible to ignore.
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    • May 22, 2017

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    • Release date
      • July 14, 1970 (United States)
    • Country of origin
      • United Kingdom
    • Language
      • English
    • Also known as
      • .... Can Heironymus Merkin Ever Forget Mercy Humppe and Find True Happiness?
    • Filming locations
      • Malta
    • Production companies
      • Taralex
      • Universal Pictures
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      1 hour 47 minutes

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