Heironymus Merkin
Polyester Poontang
Thaxted
Thumbelina (as Tara Newley)
Goodtime Eddie Filth
Mercy Humppe
The Presence
Uncle Limelight
Grandma
Fat Writer
Skinny Writer
Producer Peter
Producer Ron
Critic Bentley
Critic Penelope
Critic Sharpnose
Red Cardinal
Filigree Fondle
Philip Bluster
Icicle Ike
Little Assistance
Trampolena Whambang
Automation Bunny
The Mask
Baby Boobala Salesgirl (uncredited)
Oat-O-Rinos Girl (uncredited)
Car Salesman (uncredited)
Oat-O-Rinos Teenager (uncredited)
Fran (uncredited)
Miss Maidenhead Fern (uncredited)
The Prompter (uncredited)
Marge (uncredited)
Insurance Agent (uncredited)
Toothpaste Mother (uncredited)
Harriet (uncredited)
Floor Wax Housewife (uncredited)
Toothpaste Teenager (uncredited)
Miss Hope Climax (uncredited)
Miss Quiche Lorraine (uncredited)
Liz Harper (uncredited)