I have to begin by saying I couldn't finish watching this disaster of a film. As a huge Dick Van Dyke fan, I saw a listing and recorded it overnight this week and watched most of it this evening.
But it was so dreadful neither my wife nor I could stand to continue wasting our time.
It starts with the camera following a bee zipping through New York and into Central Park, where it annoys several characters in the film while the buzzing sound annoys anyone watching the movie.
Finally, it seemed, the bee settled down and started to land on various places on Van Dyke and his girlfriend, who were lounging on a blanket in the park while on their lunch hour from work. They had several opportunities to kill the bee, but just chose to do the stupidest things to try to get him to fly away.
Some of these got the attention of two young women, who, apparently were some sort of Central Park police looking for people getting too chummy with each other, so they could call in a regular policeman and issue a ticket to the offender.
Over and over, the couple chased the bee off themselves, only to have him reappear. Both of us were thinking if they don't get off this bee kick soon, we're going to give up watching really early in the film.
Alas, when they finally got the bee to sting one of themselves, and got a ticket from those "police officers", the movie then stopped tumbling downhill. It went over the cliff. What troubled me the most, other than the total lack of anything funny being said or happening at all, is that there seemed to be no point to the actions of any of the leading characters.
Van Dyke got criticized at work for having a band aid on his chin, because the band aid was too big. Next, he and his girlfriend go on a car trip. We see brief scenes supposedly in Ohio, then San Francisco, then Las Vegas, then Hollywood, then back to New York. Along the way he decides, for no particular reason, to grow a beard.
The beard becomes a huge issue, before he gets back to work, and even bigger when he does. Even though he's getting married soon, and says he plans to shave it by his wedding date, he refuses to consider shaving it any earlier, despite all the problems it causes him.
I think he was truly a Rebel Without a Cause. He didn't really care about having the beard, didn't want to keep it, admitted he just grew it because the bee sting made shaving difficult, but was willing to jump into controversy instead of just shaving it off, like his fiancée wanted him to.
Through all of this, we are given no reason to care anything about the characters.
I forgot to mention that several times, his fiancée and other women he encounters, such as a belly dancer, each suddenly to into his ex-wife nagging him about something. That is where Angie Dickinson comes in. A bunch of one-line scenes that seem surreal.
If that's not enough to convince you to turn on ANY other film or TV show instead of wasting your time with this nonsense, then I suggest you give it a try and maybe you'll stick it out long enough to see the part I didn't choose to see.
I chuckled once, but cannot remember what it was.
It is almost never that I rate a film a one (or a 10), but that loud bee buzzing sound that dominated the first ten minutes, coupled with a totally pointless plot for about an hour made me give it the score of one. It's hard to argue that it had anything worth seeing.