Wenn die tollen Tanten kommen (1970)

Gunther Philipp: Portier Poldi

Quotes 

• Poldi : Grützewohl at the Wörthersee.

  Rudi : [disguised as a woman]  You are a Swiss?

  Poldi : Only when I am excited. Regularly I am very sober.

• Poldi : Nothing is worse than a hotel that runs well.

  Uschi : Why?

  Poldi : In a good hotel surely there are guests. And guests are like coffin nails and for that you need a hammer. I mean you need staff.

  Uschi : I just wanted to offer myself as a hammer for you.

• Hotel guest : [Mr. Poldi told the guest that all rooms are full and there is no vacancy]  So you don't have a bed?

  Poldi : No beds? I have 228 beds. But someone is lying in each one of them.

• Mr. Storz : I want to talk to the hotel owner.

  Poldi : I am sorry, he can't get you a room either. We are full like a toilet during the grape season.

• Poldi : [about Mrs. Himmelreich]  This is the woman I dreamed about my whole life.

  Beppo : [to Andre]  Then he probably wasn't sleeping very well.