Rudi: Nothing but crazy people.
Kellner: [offering the menue] I am sorry, ladies, at that time of day we only have cold meals.
Rudi: [disguised as a woman] Then turn on the heat. And bring us everything that is written on the left side.
Kellner: I am sorry, ladies. On the left side are the meals and on the right side the prices.
Rudi: [disguised as a woman] That's what I mean. We want only what is on the left. Not what is on the right.
Hotel guest: [Mr. Poldi told the guest that all rooms are full and there is no vacancy] So you don't have a bed?
Poldi: No beds? I have 228 beds. But someone is lying in each one of them.
Paul Förster: Spain. Land of the sun, the oranges, the bullfights and: the senoritas. Therefore I can only say "Ole". I mean "Olé".
Eva Winter: You don't have to convince me on a Spain trip. I'm not a customer.
Paul Förster: Too bad Miss Eva, too bad. YOu know exactly how much I would like to check out with you if it is all true what is written in the brochures about Spain.
Eva Winter: I can imagine what you and your charming friend mean by "checking".
Paul Förster: Then you have a dirty fantasy, Miss Eva.
Eva Winter: There are good girls too.
Paul Förster: I wonder why.
Random Woman: [to the police officer who is barely dressed] That one is nude.
Inspektor Grassinger: [grabs her bathrobe from her body and puts it on] Not anymore.
Rudi: [the waiter wants to take away the menu, Rudi is disguised as a woman] No, I'd like to keep this. I like to read before eating.
Mr. Storz: [calling Eva with an angry voice] Miss Eva. Dear Miss Eva. My very special dear Miss Eva.
Mr. Storz: [sees Paul, grins angrily, rubs his hands] Mr. Förster. Dear Mr. Förster. My very special dear Mr. Förster.
[runs after Paul]