Summer of '42 (1971)

Gary Grimes: Hermie

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• Dorothy : Oh, you drink coffee, don't you?

  Hermie : [trying to sound like an adult]  ... I consume a couple of cups a day.

  Dorothy : Well, I have milk.

  Hermie : Oh, no. I take it black.

• Oscy : You use protection. You use a rubber! Haven't you ever heard of a rubber?

  Hermie : Yeah, of course, I have.

  Oscy : Alright! So, that's what you use. I already have mine. When my brother went into service, he willed it to me. I've been carrying it around with me ever since. Its my lucky charm.

  Hermie : Well, how much do you want for it?

  Oscy : Hey, its from my brother! It's a family heirloom. You have to get your own. Go to the drug store.

• Hermie : I'm not interested in Aggie!

  Oscy : You're not ready for the older lady. I have to sharpen you up on someone else. Aggie's all I got.

• Oscy : Boy, I'm tellin' you, I'd like to give her a feel.

  Hermie : I thought you were mature, Oscy.

  Oscy : Its very mature to feel girls. My brother does it all the time.

  Hermie : Then, how come he's a dentist?

• Hermie : You know Oscy, you're really crazy!

  Oscy : Ya! Crazy! Mad! Wow!

• Oscy : Go away, Benjie.

  Benjie : It's my book.

  Hermie : Let him look.

  Oscy : There! They're doin' it!

  Benjie : I don't believe it.

  Oscy : Well, you better believe it! 'Cause one day your turns gonna come and you better know what to do.

  Benjie : I don't believe it. My mother and father never did that! Never!

  Oscy : Why not?

  Benjie : Because it's stupid!

  Hermie : No, I hate to break the news to you, Benjie, but that's the way its done.

• Hermie : Benjie, if you just look at the pictures it does look dumb. But, if two people are in love, it's supposed to be very pleasant.

  Benjie : Oh, how do you know? You've never done it!

  Hermie : It's right here in the book! In black and white and color. That's why people kiss first. It gives them a chance to get to know each other. Then, once they get to know each other, they fall in love. And once they're in love, they make love.

• Oscy : Aw, come on, an older woman like that, what's a little feel to her. Come on, did she let you have a feel to her?

  Hermie : She gave me some donuts.

• Oscy : Hey, catch the boobs on Miriam.

  Hermie : You catch 'em.

  Oscy : If she throws them, I'll catch 'em. I'll be ready. If those boobs come to me, I'll be there to catch 'em.

• Oscy : I'm all excited! I'm going to squeeze the crap out of Miriam, as soon as the lights go out!

  Hermie : You're really something! You can't even wait until after the cartoon is over.

  Oscy : I can't wait! I can't wait!

• Oscy : How'd you make out?

  Hermie : Pretty good.

  Oscy : What'd you do?

  Hermie : I held her breasts.

  Oscy : You didn't!

  Hermie : For almost 11 minutes.

  Oscy : Fantastic!

  Hermie : Eleven full minutes!

  Oscy : You timed it!

  Hermie : Yeah. The longest I ever got was 8 minutes with Lila Harrison.

  Oscy : So, you broke your record!

  Hermie : By 3 minutes!