Flesh Gordon (1974)
Joseph Hudgins: Dr. Flexi Jerkoff
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Quotes
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[after stepping off the space ship and taking a deep breath]
Dr. Flexi Jerkoff : Good, there's oxygen on this planet.
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Flesh Gordon : Doctor, What are they?
Dr. Flexi Jerkoff : Some sort of penisaurus I believe.
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Dr. Flexi Jerkoff : [Looking at his rocket ship] Fortunately I was able to complete the design before the Sex-Ray took effect.
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Dr. Flexi Jerkoff : [Looking at the castle] Wow! That's fabulous!
Flesh Gordon : No it isn't, it's only a set.
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Dr. Flexi Jerkoff : Do you take me for a fool? Do you think I don't know you've come here to steal the plans to my new interstellar hydro-combustion miracle-patented micro-teflon nuclear gamma strato rocketship-grade missile? Which was twenty years in the making?
[Shows blue prints]
Dr. Flexi Jerkoff : And employs a new updraft design which lifts the ship on small spirals of synthetic strontium pellets?
[puts blueprints back in jacket]
Dr. Flexi Jerkoff : Do you think I don't know that? Well, I've never even heard of it. So you're barking up the wrong tree.
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Dr. Flexi Jerkoff : The power pasties, Flesh!
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Dr. Flexi Jerkoff : [threatening Little Nelly's lesbian warriors] Get back there! I've got the power pasties, and I know how to use 'em!
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Dr. Flexi Jerkoff : [to Flesh, looking at Little Nelly and her lesbian warriors] My God, Flesh! They're dykes!
Flesh Gordon : [Terrified] DYKES?
