Not Rated | | Comedy, Romance
Local councillor Sidney Fiddler persuades the Mayor to help improve the image of their rundown seaside town by holding a beauty contest. But formidable Councillor Prodworthy, head of the ... See full summary »
Miss Dawn Brakes:
Excuse me, is this the train to the beauty contest?
Peter Potter: Yes, that's right.
Miss Dawn Brakes: Oh good.
Miss Dawn Brakes: Are you coming?
Paula Perkins: Certainly not!
Miss Dawn Brakes: Perhaps you're right.
Miss Dawn Brakes: Are you in this one?
Peter Potter: That's right, I am.
Miss Dawn Brakes: I'll join you then.
Paula Perkins: You didn't tell me anything about a beauty contest!
Peter Potter: I ...
Obvious stunt double when Hope Springs drives off the pier on the motorbike to catch up with Sid who is ahead on the go-cart.
The opening credits feature cartoon representations of beauty pageant entrants with puns for titles: Miss Conduct, Miss Represent, Miss Conception, Miss Hap, Miss Fortune, Miss Used, Miss Shaped, Miss Trust, Miss Handled, Miss Manage, Miss Placed, Miss Spent, Miss Stake, Miss Demeanour, and Miss Adventure. Each "beauty queen" is depicted in a manner befitting their name, for example Miss Conduct is behaving inappropriately with a judge, Miss Conception is pregnant, Miss Hap and Miss Fortune suffer wardrobe malfunctions, and so on.