Airport 1975 (1974)
Sid Caesar: Barney
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Quotes
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Mrs. Patroni : Well, the first stewardess is at the controls, but she... she's in constant touch with the tower.
Barney : You mean THE STEWARDESS IS FLYING THE PLANE?
Mrs. Patroni : [whispering] Would you please keep your voice down.
Barney : S-s-sure...
[Barney becomes hysterical]
Barney : The stewardess is flying the plane. The stewardess...
[Mrs Devanvey hands Barney a large Whiskey]
Mrs Devaney : here...
Barney : Thank you Mrs Devaney, but I don't drink.
Mrs Devaney : [Looking confused] Well what difference does it make now?
Barney : You're right.
[Barney takes drink from Mrs Devaney and takes gulp of Whiskey]
Barney : No difference.
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Barney : Mrs Devaney? Mrs Devaney?
Mrs. Devaney : Er, yes?
Barney : Salt Lake City could be very good for you. It's dry there you know?
Mrs. Devaney : DRY?
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Mrs Devaney : Miss?
Nancy Pryor : You need something?
Mrs Devaney : I feel a little queasy. The altitude I guess. I'll have a bourbon... with a beer chaser.
Barney : Uh. Miss Devaney. Do you know what you just ordered? They call those boiler makers.
Mrs Devaney : I know.
Nancy Pryor : A bourbon with a beer chaser.