31 March 2008 | dbborroughs
Bland enough to make beautiful women boring
Actually the alternate title of Frauleins out of Uniform is a better one.
Young girls join up to help Hitler's army and end up having lots of sex with soldiers and each other while trying to fight for the Nazi way.
Swiss made (for a German audience) exploitation soft-core war film that is more interesting for the nonjudgmental attitude toward the Nazis and its lack of any real violence -certainly nothing happens thats too exploitive -then anything then happens on screen. There is some attempt at a story, but it doesn't really go anywhere since the whole excuse for the film is for the women to get naked and to have simulated sex. Actually its not even that its pretend simulated sex (which is an oxymoron, which describes much of this film). Its all so nice that you really are never stimulated or titillated by anything on screen. Its like watching a bland TV show or Hogan's Heroes where people periodically undress. Its so bland as to inoffensive. I have never seen any film so asexual despite its best attempt to be sexual.
Words fail me.
Its not bad, its dull and so bland that you just don't care. I wish I could express how nonplussing this film is, its amazing.
Should you see it? Only if you want to see some cute girls disrobe. Other than that I'd watch something else.
Probably one of the weirdest Naziploitation films I've ever seen, which is not to be taken as a recommendation.