Vice Detective Michael Keneely: Wouldn't you think the man would've at least had the decency to stay for the sermon?

Vice Detective Patrick Farrel: The Lord's gonna smoke his ass!

Vice Detective Michael Keneely: "Dear Mom and Dad. How are you? I am just swell. A fag ate my leg."

Huge Black Man: [while beating Keneely with brass knuckles] Hello, Keneely. You know what, Keneely? I gotta message for you, from my friend. He says: Shazam! That's all; Shazam. Can you dig it?