It's Not the Size That Counts (1974)
Percy, the man with the world's first penis transplant, discovers that there is a chemical in the city's water that makes men impotent.
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Percy Edward Anthony -
Clarissa -
Sir Emmanuel Whitbread -
Dr. Fairweather -
Prime Minister -
Stavos Mammonian -
P.C. 217 'Iris' -
Miss Hanson -
Dr. Anderson -
Jeffcot -
Dr. Klein -
Bleeker -
Catchpole -
Barraclough -
Miss UK
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Director:
Ralph ThomasWriters:
Sid Colin, Raymond Hitchcock (characters), Ian La Frenais (additional dialogue)All Cast & Crew
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Trivia
Leigh Lawson replaced Hywel Bennett after Bennett turned down the sequel.
Quotes
Prime Minister:
There's only one erection in the entire universe - and it's got a GB plate on it!
Alternate Versions
The U.S version of the film (retitled "It's Not The Size That Counts") featured additional footage shot by the distributors. These included an opening scene showing a penis transplant operation and a brief scene where a dwarf leaps out of a woman's bed (she then says the film's U.S title). The dwarf was played by Luis De Jesus who was more infamously known for playing Ralphus in Bloodsucking Freaks (1976).
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Capriccio Italien(uncredited)
Music by Pyotr Ilyich Tchaikovsky
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Genres
ComedyDetails
Release Date:
29 October 1976Language
English
Country of Origin
UKFilming Locations
Cyprus
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