Annie Yuckamanelli: [after an embarassing makeout session] Oh Chico... you made a mess!
Mr. Birnbaum: It's a beautiful ring.
Stanley Rosiello: Listen to me. Listen to me, Daddy-O. See that girl that just walked out of there. If you ever show her a $1600 ring again, you know what's going to be written on your tombstone? Do you know what's going to be written on your tombstone? "I was dumb enough to show Frannie Malincanico a $1600 ring." You know what I mean? Do you?
Stanley Rosiello: You. You. You. You're the one that's pregnant. Not me. You.
Annie Yuckamanelli: You know something, Chico, there are a lot worst things in this world than getting married.
David 'Chico' Tyrell: You trust me?
Frannie Malincanico: Stanley, I love you. Buy me that ring!
Stanley Rosiello: Now, you're a pigeon, okay? Alright, now, shut your eyes. Come on. Watch me. You're going and you're flying and you're flying and you're going over mountains and you're going over the ocean and your arms are getting tired and you're going farther and farther. Now, right here, Chico, right here, look down, man. Look down. Do you see what's down there? China. China. You know what that means, man? China. You're in Tokyo, man. We're in Tokyo.
David 'Chico' Tyrell: I gotta bike. I can go places, man. I can go places!
Stanley Rosiello: That's the whole thing. That's the whole thing. You see, I don't need a bike to go any place, Chico. To go places, I mean to really go places, you gotta have imagination.
David 'Chico' Tyrell: No, man! You can have all the imagination you want, man. You're never going to see no Chinese in Tokyo!
Crazy Cohen , Butchey Weinstein , Wimpy Murgalo , Stanley Rosiello: [singing] When you're a Lord, When you're a Lord, People look at you differently, They treat you with dignity, Knowing you are a Lord, Knowing you are one...
Wimpy Murgalo: of the...
Butchey Weinstein: Lords...
Crazy Cohen: Lords...
Wimpy Murgalo: Lords...
Stanley Rosiello: You are a Lord.