The Year Without a Santa Claus (1974 TV Movie)
Shirley Booth: Mrs. Santa
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Quotes
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Snow Miser : So, Mrs. C., how's your hubby?
Mrs. Santa : Not too good, Snowy, he's got a bad cold.
Snow Miser : Aw, that's a shame. He should've come to see me, I'd've given him a good one! HO HA HO... a little chilly humor, there.
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Santa Claus : All right. What are you up to?
Mrs. Santa : Up to? Do I look like I'm up to something?
Santa Claus : No, you don't look like you're up to something, but whenever you look like you're not up to ANYTHING, you're up to something.
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Heat Miser : Well, well, Mrs. Claus. How's your husband doing? Out doing another commercial for my brother?
Mrs. Santa : Oh come now. You know he's not on your brother's payroll.
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Mrs. Santa : Would you mind doing us a favor?
Heat Miser : I don't see why I should. No one ever does anything for me. What is it?
Mrs. Santa : Could you let it snow in the south for one day?
Heat Miser : WHAT? SNOW IN THE SOUTH?
Mrs. Santa : Just for one day?
Heat Miser : NEVER!
[thinks for a few seconds]
Heat Miser : Hmmm... unless of course... there was... you know... something in it for me?
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Dr. Bobbin : And for what? Just to deliver presents to a bunch of folks who don't give a hoot in the first place.
Mrs. Santa : Now, now, Doctor. It's not just presents and you know it. What about all that Christmas spirit and good will?
Dr. Bobbin : If you had any sense, you'd give it up as a bad job and stay home in bed this year.
Mrs. Santa : Oh come now, if Santa stayed home, why there would be no Christmas.
Dr. Bobbin : Who cares? Nobody cares about Christmas anymore.
Santa Claus : They don't?
Dr. Bobbin : Of course not. Wouldn't surprise me none if nobody even believed in you anymore.
Mrs. Santa : Now Santa, don't you pay him any mind.
Dr. Bobbin : Nobody cares a hoot and a holler for you or Christmas. Oh by the way, Merry Christmas to you.
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Mrs. Santa : No fighting, you two.
Snow Miser : Well, if I can't have any fun I might as well leave.
