Barney Miller (TV Series 1975–1982) Poster

(1975–1982)

Max Gail: Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz

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Quotes 

  • Wojo : [arriving at stakeout location, carrying cases of equipment]  Hey Barn! I got everything we need! I got 10-gauge shotguns, 12-gauge shotguns, tow phone, and

    [opens largest case] 

    Wojo : tear gas!

    Captain Barney Miller : Did you bring a chair?

    Wojo : Chair?

    Captain Barney Miller : [gestures to empty apartment]  There's no place to sit down.

    Wojo : Ooh, sorry.

    Captain Barney Miller : [looks into equipment case]  I see you brought grenades too, huh?

    Wojo : Just a thought.

    Captain Barney Miller : If we don't use all this stuff, you're not going to feel bad, are you?

    Wojo : [hangs head]  No.

  • Captain Barney Miller : [while getting ready for a stakeout]  Fish, we're going to have to draw special weapons.

    Wojo : [Extremely excited about being allowed to go on his first stakeout]  Hey, let me do it! I'll go down to the armory. Let's see, what do we need? Shotguns! Tear gas! Gas masks!

    [He leaves the squadroom to go draw the weapons] 

    Fish : [Observing Wojo's enthusiam about the weapons]  Nice boy.

    Captain Barney Miller : It takes so little to make him happy.

  • Dietrich : I've always admired the Japanese outlook on death. The calm acceptance, the treating it as a part of life...

    Yemana : [to Wojo]  I dunno what he's talking about - personally, I'm going kicking and screaming all the way.

    Wojo : Well, why don't you tell him that?

    Yemana : I like my image.

  • Rhonda Haleck : My old man took me to ball game once when I was a kid. I think we saw the Mets and the Cubs.

    Wojo : Oh yeah, that's always a good game.

    Rhonda Haleck : He got me a little pennant, a hot dog and a beer. We had really great seats.

    Wojo : Sounds like your dad was a nice guy.

    Rhonda Haleck : He was a mugger. Some guy he rolled had season tickets. Halfway through the game, a cop showed up. Dragged us both out of there.

    Wojo : Oh.

    Rhonda Haleck : Wanna hear about the puppy I got for Christmas?

  • Wojo : Hey, Fish. Who's Esther Williams?

    Fish : She covered herself with grease and swam the English Channel.

    [to himself] 

    Fish : It's a shame Bernice can't swim she'd be all set.

See also

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