Darrell Hammond credited as playing...
Various • Self - Announcer • Bill Clinton • Announcer • Donald Trump • Dick Cheney • Chris Matthews • Al Gore • Ted Koppel • Sean Connery • Dan Rather • Jesse Jackson • Donald Rumsfeld • Geraldo Rivera • Regis Philbin • Arnold Schwarzenegger • Phil Donahue • Bill O'Reilly • Tim Russert • Brit Hume • Jay Leno • Jimmy Carter • Lou Dobbs • Percy Bo Dance • Richard Dreyfuss • Aaron Brown • Bob Costas • Broker • George W. Bush • Hugh Downs • Jesse Helms • John Ashcroft • John Travolta • Narrator • Rich Little • Richard Gephardt • Rodney Dangerfield • Rudolph Guiliani • Self • Self - Announcer (voice) • Sen. John McCain • Tony Soprano • Wolf Blitzer • announcer • Abraham Lincoln • Adam Schiff • Al D'Amato • Al Michaels • Alfred Hitchcock • Arnold Scwarzenegger • Bela Karolyi • Bill Clinto • Bruce Vilanch • Bud Collins • Cable announcer • Caller • Cardinal George • Carl Denham • Chris Berman • Chris Mathews • Christopher Dodd • Clark Gable • Clint Eastwood • Cobra • Colin Powell • Commentator • Daniel Benzali • Darth Vader • Dennis Franz • Dennis Hastert • Don Imus • Don Knots • Don Pardo • Family Member • Fred Thompson • George Lucas • George Whipple II • Gerry Spence • Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger • Hannibal Lecter • Honeydew Band Member • Isaac Mizrahi • James Gandolfini • John McCain • Johnny • Johnny Cash • Jon Lovitz • Karl Lagerfeld • Lamar Alexander • Marge Schott • Mayor Rudolph Giuliani • Mel Rapp • Mohammed Saeed al-Shaf • Morning Latte Announcer • Mr. O.J. Food • Mr. Phillips • Narc • Newt Gingrich • Nicotrel Announcer • Patron • Pervez Musharraf • Pete • Peter Jennings • Pope Benedict XVI • Rabbi Naftali 'Pat' Ehrenfeld • Reporter • Richard Walken • Robert Osbourne • Robert Stack • Rusty Hutchens • Sammy • Samuel L. Freelock • Score announcer • Sean Connery as Papa Smurf • Shashlik • Sir Andrew Lloyd Webber • Sister Marie • Tariq Uzekiel • Telly Savalas • Tico Tico • Tom Brokaw • Tom Ridge • Uncle Frank • Various.Tom Ridge • Voice of O.J. Simpson • Walter Cronkite • William Shatner • anchor
- Sean Connery: Knock, knock.
- Alex Trebek: Who's there?
- Sean Connery: Me, the guy who slept with your mother last night!