You will have a baby - a monster, an evil monster conceived in your womb as big as I am small and possessed by the devil himself!
What's wrong, sir?
This one doesn't want to be born.
You look wonderful - like you've been on holiday!
No, no it was no damned holiday!
What were you doing giving him a bath at this time of night?
He dirtied himself and he was in such a mess it seemed the simplest thing to do!